adui wei...
Ahad, 9 Mei 2010
xyah la bce blog yg nie dah...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
found new home...
Jumaat, 26 Februari 2010
hahaha...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 2 ulasan
Rabu, 2 Disember 2009
Ade sorang laki ni, drive kete bmw.. Die nk g amik duit kt bank, so die parking la kete die, bdekatan ngan sebuah moto..penunggang moto tu ade kt ctu..tengah tunggu awek kot.. Laki dalam kete bmw td pun kuarla nk g amik duit..tapi tak kunci kete, sebab kejap je pon..die park kete depan mesin ATM. Seketika kemudian, ketika mamat moto tadi masih ade kat atas moto die yg berhampiran ngan bmw, dtg sorang lagi laki menghampiri kete bmw.. Dgn x semena-mena, die trus masuk dlm kete bmw yg xkunci tu, start enjin dan terus blah menggunakan kete tersebut..kete tu da bejaya dikebas.. Tuan punye kete ni, nampak kete die dilarikan, terus panik..die pun bergegas ke tempat parking ket, di mana mamat moto td berada..smpai je kt ctu, die marah2 n mengeluh.. “Macam mane ni bang, kete saya kena kebas??”tanye tuan punye kete tu.. Mamat moto ni simpati, dan taknak menghampakan tuan kete td, Lalu die cakap la"xpe, encik jgn risau, sy nampak nombor plate kete bmw tu”
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 1 ulasan
ini lah skolah...
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
MLM ramadhan ke due
Sabtu, 22 Ogos 2009
hidup ini sememang nyer indah...
klik di sini
(muka buku ku)
(ruang ku)
(kesenian aku yang amatur)
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
ramadhan
Jumaat, 21 Ogos 2009
hahahaha...
bulan yg mulia , bulan ramadhan dah pon tiba...
hahahahaha.... heppy la kan?
dapat raye...
hahahaha... x tau npe..
aku x rase hpy sngt..
cpt nyer mse bergerak...
npe ek?
ye laa..
mybe sbb lepas raye trus PMR!!
adui... aku xready laa..
x rase pon aku leh dpt atas dri 4A...
adui.. nak nagis je rase...
n lagi 1...
aku rase aku sedih sbb mase aku ngan dye dah suntuk...
haish..
dah ramadhan dah?
haish...
lepas nie.. terpakse la aku
berpisah ngan dye selame 10+++++ tahun...
haish.. tah jumpe ke x nnt.. adui!..
asal cpt sngt mse berjln ek?
npe kitorang kne berpisah?
nsib baek la jugak malaysia nie kecik jer..
adui..
pape pon aku ingin mengucapkan selamat menjalani ibadah puasa kepada semua umat Islam diseluruh dunia.Perbanyakkan ibadah dibulan yang mulia ini.Semoga kita dirahmati Allah S.W.T dan ditempatkan dikalangan orang-orang yang beriman..Amin...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
aN idioT aLso caN be pHotOgRapHy
Selasa, 11 Ogos 2009
title tue?
hahahaha...
sje jer....
n nie gmbr aku amek bile atomen nak lawan ngan raksase pe tah..
sib baek aku sempat snap!
hahahaha...


huh! sib baek dorang x pijak aku..
hahahahaha...

by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 2 ulasan
teakwando owh teakwando II
bngge nie... hahaha..
poyo jer....
dah... tue je la aku nak ckp.. xde pe pon.. sje je.. hahahaha...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 2 ulasan
teakwando owh teakwando
Sabtu, 4 Julai 2009
haish..
untuk menjadi master teakwando aku perlu ingat sume bende.. haish..
maksud aku nak jd full black la.. 1st DAN dorang pnggil...
skung nie aku bru POOM.. black belt junior...
aku perlu hafal sume nie? (WTF) tp itu lah kenyataan..
spe suruh msuk wtf... kan dah kne wtf.. hahaha..
phm?
xla tue...
world teakwando fedilation (xsure spelling dye XD) = what the fuck!
hahaha... so aku amek kat utube je la bg korang tgok...
nak vdeo aku wat.. hurmm. xde spe pon nak record mse aku wat..hahaha..
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Il Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk I Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Sam Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Sa Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Oh Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Yook Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Chil Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Taegeuk Pal Jang (WTF)
Taekwondo Poomsae Koryo (WTF)
soo...
sume tue la aku kne hafal... senang atau susah?
haha.. bg aku senang jer.. tp aku tkut terlupe.. hahahahaha...
korang x yah tgok sume tue pon xpe...
korang tgok nie..
best!. hehehe..
...
so.. best x?? hehehe...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 2 ulasan
DSLR madnessy
Selasa, 30 Jun 2009
hahaha... ape yg aku nak cite ek?
hahaha...
senang kate sume org memang menggilai dslr kan?
haha..
aku tau la..
coz aku pon..
ade bnyk jenama yang sedang maju mengeluarkan dslr skung nie.. but.. bg aku 4 jenama nie je menjadi pilihan aku...



(gmbr nie sample jename je, bukan model aku minat keyh!)
hahaha..
pde 6/6/09 aku telah berlari pergi ts (time square) tuk membeli sony dslr alpha 200 (sperti gmbr diatas)..
lopek?
bleh ar..
coz aku still beginner deyh! n mse tue aku xde duit.. hehehe...
so camera nie la wat kwn2 rpt aku jd jeles ngan aku, i guess.. hahaha.. tp x pe..
aku still ingat kwn..
aku bg gak dorang pinjam n pgg2..
coz aku tau..
dslr nie kan kegilaan rmai... so aku phm laa...
n.... 1 bende yg aku pk wat aku rse sdih..
hurmmm... agak nyer kan..
bile dorang dah beli dslr yg lebih cnggih dri aku, dorang kasi x aku pgg ( atlease pgg pon jd la) ???
tue yg wat aku sdih sket la...
hehehe... tp x pe la... harap dorang akan ingat jse aku.. hik3!
so.. bile dah dpt dslr nie.. mcm2 la aku maen..
haha.. snap sne...
snap sni..
hahaha...
so nnt klau terade shot yg lawa bak pro aku post la dlm blog aku nie.. so rajin2 la check blog aku nie..
hehehehehe...
skung aku bnyk gak plan...
tuk dear laaa...
xcited la hidup nie... hahaha..
n..
kerja aku yg 1st ialah aku kne wat wedding photography.. hahaha..
dpt duit gi tue..
xcited gile!.. hahaha..
so aku terpakse la aku wat research psl nie..
ye la.. aku still amatur seyh!..
tkut pengantin x puas aty lak..
maklum laaa...
aku kne bersaingan ngan berjuta wedding photography kat m'sia nie...
dah la pro lak tue..
hahaha..
tp aku untung la..
coz aku bermule mse aku kecik lagi.. hahaha...
research punya research.. aku dpt la sedikit sebnyk psl wedding photography nie..
hahaha...
so skung...
mse depan aku.. aku x tau nak jd pe... hahahaha..
nmpk nyer aku dah termasuk dlm aliran foto dan design.. hahahaha...
ape nak wat kan?
takdir ALLAH...
so biar lah mse dan takdir yg menentukan perjalanan hidup aku...
bubye...
jgan bazir kan mse hidup korang!...
hidup nie xcited....
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 2 ulasan
kepade beruk berloceng!
Rabu, 27 Mei 2009
kurang ajar ke title nie?
hahaha..
aku kesah pe!...
spe yg terase tue pdn le muke..
gi la letak muke dlm JAMBAN!...
woi beruk...
kau jgn perasan la aku ske kat kau gi!..
n sumpah aku x pnh pon ckp kat sesape yg KONON nyer kau tue ske kat aku gi...
kau igat aku batak ke kau ske kat aku?
aku kesah pe!...
couple bru bape ari dah kecoh!...
pandai kau wat fitnah kan?
lol..
kau jgan ingat aku xleh wat kau malu or what ever...
aku leh wat sumthing yg leh wat kau menderite...
aku leh bls pe yg kau wat!...
kau ingat!
Allah terime doa org yg kne fitnah!...
ade komen? tekan je sini dol!
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 4 ulasan
if u love sumone read this !
Ahad, 19 April 2009
CAUSE YOU OPENED THIS YOU NOW HAVE INCREDIBLY GOOD LUCK THIS MONTH!!! YOU WILL GET A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU WILL GET KISSED AND BE TOLD THAT THEY LOVE YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THIS WHOLE THING AND DONT SKIP ANYTHING OR YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LUCK!! GOOD LUCK!
Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?
Boy: sumthin has come up...
Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much
Boy: baby are you there??
Girl: yea im here wut is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you
Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.
Girl: i cant believe this.
[FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad
Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go
Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did.
My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on
Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.
]
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.
Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home.
And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]
It says.....
Erika,
U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Kyle
[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....
Friend: how are u feeling?
Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]
Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...
-Kyle
Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me.
I cant believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!
...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.
[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]
....A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. "Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called to let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise to make it up to you everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!
**~~NOW MAKE A WISH ABOUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE~~**
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NOW IF YOU REPOST THIS IN 276 SECONDS your wish will come true and you will get good incredibly good luck
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
suMbOdY bG dEyH!...
Selasa, 24 Mac 2009
ohayau gozaimasu..konnichiwa bkn ko ni kiwak..dan konbawa
watashi ado bndo nk ltak kasi kowg gelak..oley ito silola baco..klo tidok watashi kasi samurai sama lu owg..hoho
01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA
03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA
04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA
05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO
06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA
08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI
10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA
12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI
14. Yang bau kari - SAIIFOO BAUKARI(bukan saiful bukhari ea)
15. Yang Lembab - AYU
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 1 ulasan
kNe kTuk nGan sS....hahAHaHA...
Sabtu, 21 Mac 2009
syazwan shahdan: bace novel?
syazwan shahdan: wtf
syazwan shahdan: hehe
syazwan shahdan: xde r
aRiE: hah~!
aRiE: bce blog ker?
aRiE: adui
syazwan shahdan: sukma rindu huh?
syazwan shahdan: ahaha
aRiE: hahaha
aRiE: xleh blah
syazwan shahdan: hak3
syazwan shahdan: xbosan ke?
syazwan shahdan: selalunye
syazwan shahdan: novel ayat bunge2
syazwan shahdan: cerita straight 2 the point kan senang
syazwan shahdan: nipis sikit buku tu
syazwan shahdan: xpun
syazwan shahdan: buat isi penting je
syazwan shahdan: hak3
aRiE: hahahaha
aRiE: pe la
aRiE: lagi pon tue la novel pertame yg abih di bce
aRiE: hahahahaha
aRiE: novel skolah pon x bce
aRiE: huhuhuhu
syazwan shahdan: haha
syazwan shahdan: baru nak cakp
syazwan shahdan: novel skolah sume boring
syazwan shahdan: form5 punye ok skit
syazwan shahdan: eh
syazwan shahdan: x
syazwan shahdan: form1 paling bezz!!!
aRiE: yeaaa
aRiE: okie
aRiE: fom 5 cite pasal pe?
syazwan shahdan: konserto terakhir
syazwan shahdan: hmm..
syazwan shahdan: pasal
syazwan shahdan: cinta
syazwan shahdan: n dugaan hidup
syazwan shahdan: bole la
syazwan shahdan: tapkse bace
syazwan shahdan: spm nye pasal
aRiE: haha
aRiE: ok la tue
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
RINdU SAMA KAMO0
bowing gile cuti nie.....
haish...dye lak blik kmpung...
perh!.. rase berjauhan gile!..
lgi truk aku wat perjanjian jngn contact slame seminggu...(wtf)
hahahaha...
lagi bertmbah ar rindu..
npe aku wat mcm nie??
sbb....
aku nak uji dye....
n klau menjadi....
hubungan kitorang akan kekal lame....
btol.. serius!...
x cye..
korang cube ar...
huhuhuhuhu..
klau x jadi jngn mreee....
hehehehe...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
SUKMA RINDU
aku pon x tau npe dye suruh...
tp thanx la kat dye..
coz cite dye memang best...
x rugi aku bce smpai 3 pgi...
huhuhuhuhu...
cite dye pasal persahabatan n percintaan...
memang best la...
x cye..???
korang bce ar...
thanx syar!
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
cuTi mEaNs hoLidAYs...
cuti-cuti...
xde ape pon yg best...
x pon....
bce je dak nie nyer....
hmpir sume yg dye gi, aku ade...
huhuhuhuhu......
klik sni..
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
sNaPshOT pErMaNdaNgAN....
Jumaat, 30 Januari 2009
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan
chating wif ili..
Khamis, 29 Januari 2009
biase nyer topic kitorang mesti about couple....
hahahaha....
entah la....
lyn je la...
huhuhuhu......
ili zahari: ehh , xmen msg sme cheah kew?
NnF: tengah lorh
NnF: hahahahaha
ili zahari: haha
ili zahari: sukew jewk oh .
ili zahari: haish
ili zahari: trse wndu sme batman pulk
ili zahari: haha
ili zahari: err, kowg ken sllu burak ken .ckp psl apew ?
NnF: hmmm
NnF: psl pe yg akan berlaku nnt
NnF: hahahaha
NnF: korang?
ili zahari: haha huhu .
ili zahari: err ktowg
ili zahari: td bru ckp psl buln tge
ili zahari: haha
ili zahari: mcm2 mrancang
ili zahari: tpi hanye allah yg tntukn rait ?
ili zahari: hehe
ili zahari: (:
NnF: yup2!
NnF: hahahahaha
ili zahari: haha
ili zahari: awk ,,,
ili zahari: awk nan cheah mmg bhgie ken !
NnF: yeaaa??
NnF: asl?
ili zahari: cemburu maa ! -,-
ili zahari: haha
NnF: ye ke??
NnF: asal?
NnF: bukan pe pon kan?
ili zahari: yelaa .
ili zahari: different maa
ili zahari: its ukeh
ili zahari: kowg must love each other !
ili zahari: haha
ili zahari: (:
NnF: ye ke?
NnF: haish
NnF: pelik tol!
NnF: hahahaha
hahahaha...
aku tetaP HPPY kwn ngah dye....
HAPPY JER!...
by Mr. Ri | CheArie | 0 ulasan













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